My Dad totally went off on Celtic fans

After the finals, I got this totally random comment from this dude called “Celt” who was all making fun of me and the Lakers. He was like all, “how you like your precious Lakers now, LA lightweight.” Then this other dude named Ned went off on Celt. And I was like “whoa.” Totally check out the post called “Going to Game 5?” to see Celt and Ned.

I was kind of bummed the Lakers lost to the Celtics, but I like KG, so it wasn’t that big to me. But Boston fans hate LA, I guess. Whatever. At lease we have decent weather in LA, and an ocean, unlike Boston. Get an ocean, then pop off.

Anyways, I showed the Celtic fan comment to My Dad, and he TOTALLY WENT OFF!!!!

First of all, My Dad didn’t like that his son was attacked, event though I said it was whatever. Next, My Dad is still really pissed because he lost like a bunch of money on Game 6, when the Lakers lost. He took the Lakers and the points, and the Lakers lost by 39. My Dad said that everyone knew that the Lakers were gonna win Game 6 because of the CONSPIRICY. The NBA totally wanted a 7-game series for TV ratings, so it was obvious that the Lakers would win Game 6. Game 7 was like whatever because anyone could win that game. But the conspiricy was that Lakers would win Game 6. So My Dad bet a bunch of money.

Anyways, My Dad started going off on Celtic fans when I showed him the thing about “LA lightweight.” My Dad was all like, “They chant Beat LA, Beat LA,” which is so lame. Nobody in LA would chant “Beat Boston,” because poeple in LA don’t care. We don’t even know where Boston is. My Dad doesn’t like LA teams, except for the Lakers. He goes to Staples to the sweet that his friend Rich Hill has.

Then, My Dad was like going off on Massachewsets. He was all like, they had gay marriage BEFORE California did. Plus, they nominated John Cary for president against president Bush. John Cary was totally libral. My Dad totally supported Mitt Romney because he doesn’t think we can trust John McCain to be conservative. But he will support John McCain against Obama because Obama is a libral.

And My Dad was like Celtic fans are lame and that there’s no way that the Celtics will repeat because they are too old.